Drew Scabbard

"'Yo vivire a la... Ireland?'"- Drew Scabbard

Early Life
Drew Scabbard was born in 2002. Outside of this very little is known about the early life of Scabbard. However, it is known that he was a force of nature and for at least the first few years of his life his hair color was red. He was born a Catholic.

High School Years
Scabbard attended Father Mafioso High School for 4 years, graduating in 2020. During his high school years he distinguished himself from his classmates through his eccentric behavior and theatrical personality. Many of the people who have known Scabbard throughout these years have independently attested to his personality being like that of a "fictional character." Some have suggested that Scabbard is not real, however there is not enough information do prove or disprove this claim. Scabbard occupied himself with multiple pursuits during this time, most famous of which was his series of unnamed narratives known only as "The Taiwanese Constitution." Scabbard was also an avid film maker, greatly assisting in the production of numerous short skits for his schools television station. It was in this time that he met, and worked closely with, Brother Canon. Due to his work in television, Scabbard could often be seen with an iPad in a red case on which he would record and edit his films. Scabbard was also a member of his high school's charity organization and was later involved in its security team, colloquially known as STASI (a tongue in cheek reference to the East German Secret Police). He was also a member of the Art Club and the Mafioso Players.